What Women Really Mean

I thought this was funny because it is so true! What women say really isn’t what they mean, and I think this applies 95% of the time, haha!

  • “I’m Fine”
    • I’m not fine, I’m pissed.
  • “Nothing”
    • You’ve pissed me off enough, it’s time to start apologizing for it.
  • “I don’t think we’re communicating well lately”
    • You haven’t been agreeing with me like I want you to
  • “I’ll be ready in 5 minutes”
    • You’re going to be late thanks to me, and don’t you dare be late when I want to go somewhere
  • Do you love me?
    • I want something really expensive
    • I want to hear you tell me that you love me, how much, and why
  • Do what you want
    • You can do it, but I’m going to be pissed after you do
  • “I’m not going to make the decision for you” or “It’s your decision”
    • Didn’t you understand me when I already said “do what you want?”
  • “How much do you love me?”
    • I did something wrong and I’m not sure whether to tell you or not
    • You did something wrong and I’m setting you up for a “Then why do/did you… (say that you love me, yet do this/that? You don’t really love me!)”
  • “… how you treat me the way you do”
    • You aren’t giving me enough attention lately. (No matter where you’ve taken me, what you’ve bought me, cooked for me, etc.)
  • “How do I look?”
    • Dependent on whether trying on clothes or already chosen an outfit.
    • Will this grab other guy’s attention & make other girls jealous? or Tell me that I look beautiful stupid.
  • “Are you listening to me?”
    • Look me in the eyes and illicit values from what I’m saying you idiot! (usually too late when you hear this one!)
  • “We need to talk”
    • I need to complain
    • I’m breaking up with you
  • “I’m not your maid”
    • I’m pissed about something else that you did.
    • Your files are a mess, but my clothes/purses/shoes belong on the floor so I can see them all.
    • I started doing the laundry, but you need to finish it.
  • “I’m not your dish-bitch”
    • You cook, you clean the dishes. I cook, you still clean the dishes. Domino’s cooks, you clean the dishes yet?
  • “Let’s do it together”
    • You do it, then I’ll jump in toward the end and take credit.
  • “I’m sorry”
    • But not as sorry as you will be.

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